It's been a while since my last list, so here is a totally un-cohesive compilation of what's been on my mind lately...
- Why is it always the same 5 fucking people who post bulletins on Myspace? And why are they usually questionnaires that were popular email forwards from 10 years ago? Uh, hey guys, you're in your mid-twenties- NOBODY GIVES A SHIT ABOUT WHO TEXTED YOU LAST! And please don't ever try and guess who is most likely to re-post because the answer is no one. Wow...That's been bugging me for a while.
- I despise springing forward.
- Where the hell is Hallie Berry's baby? Hasn't that bitch been pregnant for like 2 years now?
- I'm starting to have severe anxiety about getting older.
- Wadadli freakin' loves mango and watermelon. That's weird.
- I may have hired a replacement for the Albino Python. Since I got to pick her, she won't suck nearly as hard and therefore you will probably never hear stories about her. That makes me sad.
- I just realized that Sean Paul's "We Be Burnin'" is about weed. Then I realized how much of a prude-ish white girl I truly am.
- I want more comments from you assholes who come here and use me/my blog for your entertainment. This is bullshit. I know you read it and some of you even like it so put up or shut up. I mean, stop using me. Fuck.
- The series finale of The Wire was painfully disappointing.
- To the guy with the hard-salami burps on the subway this morning: FUCK YOU. You are nasty and I hope somebody farts directly into your mouth and you have no choice but to breath it in and digest it.
Damn that feels good.
3 comments:
Oh quit complaining some of us aren't as funny and our comments wouldn't matter
you are so wrong... you just made my day.
I apologize for not paying more attention to your blog in the past. You are my heroine.
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