Tuesday, June 24, 2008

On a sad note

George Carlin died on Sunday :*(

George, your masterpiece Brain Droppings was the first (and maybe only) book I purchased and read for pleasure since graduating college. And they can never take that away from you.

RIP you funny old fart.

Tuesday, June 17, 2008

Turns out-

its shingles :(

what the scratch?

I spent a long weekend in Chicago and all I have to show for it is a small cluster of insect bites on my elbow*. I have lost about 50% of the feeling in my left arm since Saturday morning, so that's cool. I looked on WebMD to see what the eff was going on and after answering just 2 questions it advised that I "seek medical attention immediately." Awesome. So my only option for a last minute doctor was to call one that I had been to previously. You all know where this is going- I have an appointment with doctor no glove in about 30 minutes. Tell your mamas to pray for me...

*actuallly I have the bites and several bags of goodies from Target, but we'll talk about that later.

Wednesday, June 11, 2008

am i crazy?

Today there was a headline on MSN.com that read: "I married a terrorist": She fell for a bad guy. Does that seem a little modest to anyone else?

I mean, a 'bad guy' is someone who doesn't put any gas in the tank after driving your car all day or who eats the last hot wing without offering it to you. That's a bad guy. Not someone who plots to bomb cities (see: much, much worse).

But then again, what do I expect from a website whose largest headline is boasting the triumphant return of the one piece bathing suit?

Wanna feel all warm and fuzzy?

happy suck it, fuck you gaydouchefags!

Thursday, June 5, 2008