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In my 1 year and 6 months in this office, today was the first time ever that all three stalls were in use at the same time. It was really weird and not just because I got stuck in the middle one. It felt crowded and was like nobody was even breathing, let alone going- which made it totally creepy.

It made me long for the days when all I had to worry about was whether or not Turtleneck was judging me.

*if anybody understands the title of this post, you win a prize.