Some of my all time favorite quotes from the Albino Python:
Excerpts from her daily telephone conversations:
"What is the meaning of this!?!?!"
"I'd like to speak to your supervisor, I'll give him a piece of my mind!"
"This is absurd!"
"I am the assistant to the President!"
"This is unacceptable, my client demands a refund."
When speaking to me:
"I've just got so much going on today!"
"What are you getting for lunch?"
"Yes!" (like how we all used to say it as kids while doing that side fist pull down gesture)
Any story that starts with, "My ex-boyfriend..."
Any question that begins with, "What are you up to tonight?"
*please note that by "favorite quotes" I mean reasons why I hate her.
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You only hate her because she sexually arouses you with her somewhat transparent complexion. I know you're into it!
lol, "Albino Python"...that is still very awesome. She would die if she knew.
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