Things I like and wish my job revolved around

In no particular order:

-Plucking hairs with tweezers
-Watching TV, almost anything
-Plucking hairs with my fingernails
-Football season
-Terry from Reno 911
-Making lists
-Smushy faced little puppies
-Celebrity Gossip
-The gays
-Beer
-Laughing
-Sprees
-Laying on the beach
-Day drinking
-Scarves
-Driving
-Buffalo flavored foods- wings, pretzel nibs, and shrimp (you haven't? Oh, you really must!)
-Napping
-Being able to wear light layers
-Exfoliating

Does anyone know of any openings?