Today, the albino python was really nice and brought me in the best coconut macaroon I have ever had. She got it in Boston while she was there for her uncle's funeral. This comes days after I might have said she was just going on a long weekend and the whole dead uncle thing was B.S. I may have also said that she is disturbingly pale and creepy. It was also alleged that I would rather use a tampon made out of porcupine spikes and lemon juice than to have to talk to her, but that one is probably just a rumor.
So, I guess this is my way of saying I'm sorry and thanks for the snack, Albi.
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