Tuesday, October 23, 2007

*Magically Delicious*

David Copperfield is being accused of sexual harassment. David Copperfield, sexual predator??? I think not. I have a few theories on why this is must be a false accusation and he will never be prosecuted:

1. If you ever actually had any sort of sexual contact with this guy, would you go around telling people?

2. He's totally gay.

3. He's a magician. Don't believe in magic? Then how do you explain the Statue of Liberty disappearing on live television or how for years, he made it appear that he was sticking it to Claudia Schiffer when in fact, it was Dumbledore the whole time? The guy is good.

With one wave of his wand this hippie from Seattle would be extinct. So lady, get off his crystal balls. Leave David Alone!

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