I feel so rusty :*(

So, I've spent the past week in a nyquil induced haze, but that's no excuse. Sorry I've been slacking on my blogging... I don't know where my creativity went. Anyways I thought we could get back to some good old Vex basics with a completely random list. Here goes:

- I'm really digging Mad Men. If you haven't seen it, you should totally check it out. And bring me a scotch while your up, sweetheart.

- Being sick has really messed with my digestive system. My morning poops have been coming in the afternoon and my after lunch poops have been coming after work.

- I've also had outrageously big farts. I had the absolute longest fart of my life yesterday and it felt so amazing I had to draw of picture of it. At the end of the 'fart trail' it turned into a little heart, because it felt like love.

- Not that I really care, but I should know better than to do the above at work while having zero sense of smell. Sorry to any co-workers who had to walk past my desk. I guess that's why you sent me this story.

- I've been a little obsessed with the new Britney Spears song ever since I heard it 50 times at the gay bar last weekend. The only thing that worries me is that during the chorus it sounds like she's saying "you want some butta?" Has anyone else noticed that?

- Keith Olbermann is hilarious (and not just because he's been on The Soup).

- Anybody want to puppy sit while Ben and I are in Puerto Rico for 4 days? I'll bake cookies and stock the fridge with your favorite food/beer/opiates... think about it and get back to me.

- I genuinely want to adopt this kid:

Here's one more like that. LOVE HIM!!!

Let the comments begin...