Wednesday, October 29, 2008

steam coming out of my ears like a cartoon-

That's how I feel when people misuse a word (because they don't understand the meaning) especially when they are only using the word to establish their knowledge about a particular subject.

I just got off of a web marketing conference call with the biggest douche water reservoir in the history of douchedom and he always pulls that shit. Please stop talking about the number of 'hits' your website receives. That hasn't been a valid unit of measure for at least 3 years. Please don't use the word 'bounce' to describe anytime somebody leaves your website. It pertains to a very distinct action and every time you say it I want to punch you in the throat.

These are the only two examples I have right now and I apologize for how topical they are but you get what I mean, right? It's like when I say 'stat' in front of my doctor friends (talking about you, Age and Phoebs). Maybe that's a bad example... Anyways, just think of a term that is really super specific to your particular industry and imagine a French Canadian turd box misusing this term repeatedly while having the attitude that he totally nailed it and everyone should be thoroughly impressed at his mental prowess. Fucking cock fucker ass wad.

Whew, I feel better!

3 comments:

Gold Stone Creamery said...

I don't have much to say in response to that post...but you should watch this video because it's funny:

http://www.todaysbigthing.com/2008/10/17

Jeff said...

hmmm...someone is angry...

bella said...

Actually, I feel much better about it today.