Friday, April 11, 2008

New Things!

There are two new things that I've decided to be strongly against. One is having a motto. Like people who say they "work hard and play hard" or "carpe diem." It's just stupid and annoying and trite (thank you Mr. Pat O'Neil). Things like that always remind me of truck commercials aimed at low income mid-westerners.

I also hate certain brands of observational humor <--I use that term loosely. Sometimes it can be funny, but I'm referring to things like "if drinking and driving is illegal, why do bars have parking lots?" That is so dumb it hurts. My fingers literally cramped up while I was typing that.

Well, I'm off to grab the bull by the horns because I live each day to the fullest. Maybe after that I'll make some lemonade out of all of these lemons that life has just handed me. Bye!

3 comments:

Gold Stone Creamery said...

"WHOAAAA, LIKE A ROCK..."

kelly said...

Have I told you lately that I love you?
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Ha ha, now that song is in your head!!!!

NRe said...

Haha! It's nice to see Pat surfacing and living through your lines. Surely he'd be proud to know he once taught such a witty, trite-cautious gal!

Seize the Carp!